For Henny

Take my wife—away!





~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Photo: The "King Of One-Liners" Henny Youngman
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We're Just Not That Into You

Photo by Russ Allison Loar

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Godspeed

In Jamestown,
My father's forefather,
Excised from country,
Bereft and starving.

(What an asshole!)



~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Matthew Bookwalter
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Sit!

Q:   What's Lassie's favorite
        kind of chair?

A:    A Barkalounger!






~ by Russ Allison Loar
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