Take These Roads, Please!

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

And glad that I could travel both

And be two travelers

Because I’m schizophrenic.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

And glad that I could travel both

And be two travelers

Because I’m schizophrenic.

~ Russ Allison Loar
Apologies to Robert Frost
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Cultural Somnambulism

The switch was made, yet amazingly,
  no one noticed the horn.



~ Text & horn morph by Russ Allison Loar
~ Painting by Leonardo da Vinci
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Blackmail

To You Whom It May Concern,

I am in possession of certain facts and sensitive material that have no relevance to you in any way.

Unless you deliver $1 million in unmarked coins to my home within 48 hours, I will be forced to release this irrelevant material to the newspapers, which, in all likelihood, will not publish it.

This is your next-to-last warning!

Ima Moron
54321 Blastoff Avenue,
Zoloft, CA 98765-4321


P.S. Do not give my address to the police.





~ by Russ Allison Loar
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Lend Me Your Ear

Ear today, gone tomorrow.





~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Self-portrait by Vincent van Gogh
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