The school board Tuesday night unanimously approved
the death penalty for dress code violations.
~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Photo by Paul and Lora Guajardos
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Kids Need Discipline!
The school board Tuesday night unanimously approved
the death penalty for dress code violations.
~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Photo by Paul and Lora Guajardos
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I've Been Busy!
Then, in the middle of the night, the ghost of Robert Frost suddenly appeared on a luggage carousel, enshrouded in a glowing blue-white mist. He spoke to us:
"Whose woods these are I think I know, his house is in the village though," pointing toward the northeast quadrant of the airport. At first I had no idea what this meant, but he kept repeating the phrase in a louder and louder voice: "His house is in the village though," until at last, almost shouting he said:
"HIS HOUSE IS IN THE VILLAGE YOU DUMMY!"
This final outburst awakened Brian and between the two of us we realized Frost was directing us to a part of the airport that would facilitate our escape.
By early morning we'd made our way northeast where we finally encountered the ticket counter. We were a bit embarrassed that we hadn't thought of this before, but wrote it off to battle fatigue. Brian tried to charge our tickets on his NBC Visa card, but for some reason his account had been closed, and so I sprung for the airfare. At least they gave me an Auto Club discount.
~ by Russ Allison Loar
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Teapot Song
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout,
Kick me in the rear
And step on my snout.
I'm a little teapot
Fat and wide,
Take me to the slaughterhouse
And cut off my hide!
~ Poem & artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Fried Chicken Crossing
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!
~ by Russ Allison Loar
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Illustration seen on PETA (People for fhe Ethical Treatment of Animals) website
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