Spuding

How can you tell how fast your potato is going?

Check the Spudometer!


~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Image and clip art collage by Russ Allison Loar
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Ways We Lie

"This is not about sex!"





~ by Russ Allison Loar
~ Illustration: Danmark Lovers ~ 1872
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Eee!

What does a rapper in a snake pit
have in common with Albert Einstein?



Eee! = MC Scared!










~ Joke and photo morph by Russ Allison Loar
~ Snake Pit artwork by Vincent Hie
~ MC Hammer photo by Kevin Winter
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No Wonder!

So old Chinesey man run away from Lost Angeless mental confinement palace and seek taxi cab steerage.

When after much arm wagging hot dog mustard color car stop, Chinesey man find into back seat and profuse:

“Hurry hurry! Drive to Kowloon! No letter from home residents for twenty year!”

“You must tug my leg sideways,” taxi pilot expunge. “Drive to Kowloon impossibility. Kowloon on other shore side of ocean water expanse!”

“Ah,” Chinesey man breathe when brain light explode, “No wonder they never write!”








~ by Whingy Whang
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